How to keep an idiot scrolling

Answer at the bottom

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Keep going, you're so close!

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You can practicly smell the victory from here!

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You know what? Why don't you take a 5 minute break from all that work? I bet your finger is really tired from all that dificult work.

You didn't take that break. Shame on you. I really thought you better of you...